{"id":2653,"date":"2010-05-16T17:37:33","date_gmt":"2010-05-17T00:37:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vernabob.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/16\/kitchen-kabuki\/"},"modified":"2010-05-16T17:40:06","modified_gmt":"2010-05-17T00:40:06","slug":"kitchen-kabuki","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/vernabob.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/16\/kitchen-kabuki\/","title":{"rendered":"Kitchen Kabuki"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href='http:\/\/vernabob.com\/graphics\/imageview.php?image=http:\/\/vernabob.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/kabuki.jpg' title='kabuki.jpg'><img src='http:\/\/vernabob.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/kabuki.jpg' alt='kabuki.jpg' class='right' width='320' \/><\/a>I&#8217;m not allowed to go into the kitchen, but I like to see what the hoomins are doing when they&#8217;re making food. There are two places that I can see into the kitchen and I go back and forth between the two hoping that one of my hoomins will bring me a treat. <\/p>\n<p>The Mama calls it &#8220;kitchen kabuki dance&#8221; when I go back and forth. The Daddy calls it &#8220;freakonnoitering.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p><em>Image: Kabuki Dance &#8211; click to enlarge.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Sometimes I get tired going back and forth so if they don&#8217;t bring me a treat, I go and take a nap. If I do get a treat, I eat it and then go take a nap.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not allowed to go into the kitchen, but I like to see what the hoomins are doing when they&#8217;re making food. There are two places&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2653","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-critters","category-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/vernabob.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2653","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/vernabob.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/vernabob.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/vernabob.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/vernabob.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2653"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/vernabob.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2653\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/vernabob.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2653"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/vernabob.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2653"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/vernabob.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2653"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}