{"id":5643,"date":"2015-06-25T20:31:05","date_gmt":"2015-06-26T03:31:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vernabob.com\/blog\/2015\/06\/25\/senior-tattoos\/"},"modified":"2015-06-25T20:34:50","modified_gmt":"2015-06-26T03:34:50","slug":"senior-tattoos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vernabob.com\/blog\/2015\/06\/25\/senior-tattoos\/","title":{"rendered":"Senior Tattoos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href='http:\/\/vernabob.com\/graphics\/imageview.php?image=http:\/\/vernabob.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/old-people-tattoos.jpg' title='Senior Tattoos'><img src='http:\/\/vernabob.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/old-people-tattoos.jpg' alt='Senior Tattoos' width='500' \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>One of the natural consequences of aging, is the potential for bruising easily. Last night, while taking the dogs out for their last call, I banged my lower forearm into the jamb on the patio screen door (with a considerable assist from Cabela, anxious to get out to do her thing).<\/p>\n<p>It looks worse than it is; my left wrist bone is just to the left of this three-inch long hematoma which should fade to nothing within a few days. Click on the image to enlarge.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of the natural consequences of aging, is the potential for bruising easily. Last night, while taking the dogs out for their last call, I banged&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[38,34,33],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5643","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-arizona","category-retirement","category-weirdness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vernabob.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5643","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vernabob.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vernabob.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vernabob.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vernabob.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5643"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/vernabob.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5643\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vernabob.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5643"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vernabob.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5643"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vernabob.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5643"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}